we're blogging at a bar
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
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