I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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