I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Randomize
