SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
How does one acquire holy water?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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