Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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