Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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