I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
That accounts for only three of the penises
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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