Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
