Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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