Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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