i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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