he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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