is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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