You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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