Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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