I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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