ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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