she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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