Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
