Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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