Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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