First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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