So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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