ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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