All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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