i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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