it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I am mentally ready for anal.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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