nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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