what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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