Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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