It's Friday. Sex?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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