i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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