There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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