i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
