this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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