how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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