Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
You're completely useless in the revolution.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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