I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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