A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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