thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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