your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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