did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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