So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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