I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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