I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
My penis needs a shock collar
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
