Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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