Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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