so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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