not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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