Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
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