IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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