After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
God, I missed his penis.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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