and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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