yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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