she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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